The fast lane

Today I bought two bags of chips (and made my dad pay for 'em), listened to a Sonic Youth record, saw a fat cat walking on the fence, and sent off a text message to Melbourne. Throughout the day my mum called me 'Bjarne', 'Richard' and 'Jack'. Dementia is a laugh. And not. We had mashed potatoes and fish for dinner. I also watched 'Sex & The City' (are you even allowed to when you're a gorehound?).

More Jack J sites floating aimlessly in (Cyber)space like abandoned Mir stations

Hong Kong Trash Cinema
Hardboiled Crime Books
Stay Sick! (the sorry ass web edition)
All made by Jack J, all abandoned, none of them updated since 1954.