Awesome and truly fantastic old post revisited

You really ought to do yourself a huge favour and check out this old post. I'd say it's a super duper awesome old post! In fact I'd go as far as saying it's super duper awesome AND amazing!!! Check it out, you can thank me later. You know it's the right thing to do. Go here, bubeleh! xD.

Death to all but metal

This is so awesome it's beyond comprehension! It's like being back in 1985 and listening to heavy metal again. And I do mean HEAVY metal, not death metal, black metal, grind core metal, thrash metal, or even trash metal!! True Heavy Metal. Don't be a poser, watch this video!!! xD xD xD

Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kill those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Thanks to Henrik Ibsen who made me aware of this on Uncut forum