"A rotten day at the beach. I had imagined women would gather around yours truly with offers, and men would be eager to tell me how much they admire my work, and dogs would roll around. Flies were buzzing around my head and that was about all that happened. Damn beach."
"Poor Man's Air-conditioner (aka wet washer on your head). It's hot as hell here. Scandinavia is supposed to be eternal ice winter. They said on the news they expect 95% of all Scandinavian penguins to croak from strokes caused by the heat. Poor penguins. And poor polar bears. Will we ever see a snowman around here again. Probably not."
