You would all follow me. Cater to any of my needs and wishes. Rub my feet and wash my clothes. You would give me your hard-earned bread. Well, not bread as such because obviously you would cook great meals for me (and do the dishes). I wish I had a cult, then I'd be a happy man. I wish I had a dog. Hmmm. I did have a dog... wonder what happened to it. Anyway, gimme a cult. Any cult. Be my disciple, any disciple will do really.
Oh, and incidentally, I won this on eBay today:
[VHS/UK/English language/no subs/pre-cert]
[VHS/Denmark/courtesy of Diabolik, Cinehound forum]
(click scans for bigger size)