Welcome to WORLDWEIRD CINEMA ... the fake copy (lol)

Yeah, well, since it seems our friend Jared is off doing Stuff in the real world and won't be covering the world of worldweird cinema untill next year I thought I might as well take over as Jared.02 (haha) and start bring you some more stuff about weirdo cinema from around the world. Well, actually, screw the world what I'm really talking about is flicks from such places as Indonesia, the Philippines, Asia, and of course stuff from India and Pakistan. And as I'm sure you know already the main provider (at least in the West) of these amazing (or sometimes just right out weird!) films is of course Mondo Macabro and, incidentally, today they put up part one of a collection of multo cool'o clips from Pakistani trash films. This thing runs for about 10 min. so get yerself some coffee and enjoy this:


Lollywood Movie Madness - pt1 from Mondo Macabro on Vimeo.

- and when you're done with that go ahead and check out the "other" Worldweird Cinema blog. Although Jared is taking a break at the moment there's still tons of cool stuff to check out. Click here for Worldweird Cinema.

NB: If you'd like to keep the Lollywood special you might wanna download it right away. On the MM blog they say it's only going to stay on-air for about a month. No mention of whether it'll be included on a dvd or whatnot.

KADIN DUSMANI

Oh goody! Onar's next release is on its way! KADIN DUSMANI (Woman Despiser) from 1967. And once again we are treated to a giallo... done the Turkish way obviously, LOL. It's due for early 2009.

Mondo Cane blog it ain't

No, much better: Mondo Macabro has a blog now and YOU should be a devoted follower/fan/disciple!

Here it be: MM.

Upcoming MM titles:
Female Prisoner: Caged!
Sins of Sister Lucia
The Bollywood Horror Collection: Vol 2 - Veerana/Purana Haveli
The Bollywood Horror Collection: Vol 3

They survived the war. Kind of.

Hmm, say, how does that ol'e poem go? Is it: "Zombies, zombies, zombies everywhere"?? Hmm, maybe not but it ought to be, haha. While we're still waiting impatiently for that long awaited Dutch Nazi zombie movie (Worst Case Scenario) here's the (subtitled!) trailer for the Norwegian DØD SNØ (hvorfor fa'en ka' de ikke skrive SNE som alle andre!):

Sandie Trash!!!

My God, Sandie Trash just entered my life!!! And now I wish I'd taken up French classes when I considered it back in school. I don't know anything about them other than they're only two members and sound fantastic! They have a pretty cool MySpace page here. Check it out! More later!

What he said!!!
In the words of THE CRAMPS: 'People ain't no good'. People PISS me off!!! LOL.

Last of the zombies... the trailers

While we wait here's a couple of trailers for Mattei's last zombie flicks. Unfortunately, I can only embed the first one but if you click those links apart from the trailers there's also scans and film details as well + a press-book.

ZOMBIES THE BEGINNING



ZOMBIES THE BEGINNING (same trailer but better picture quality and there's info on the page about the film)

ISLAND OF THE LIVING DEAD
(On this page there's also a press-book you can download. It's nothing special but still).

And for ol'e times sake; ZOMBI 3

Last of the zombies...

...well, Mattei's zombies that is. It's not like we've seen the last zombie movie ever, eh. Anyway, Per Svensson, a member over at Dvdmaniacs, uploaded some screen grabs from Mattei's last two zombie movies; ZOMBIES: THE BEGINNING and ISLAND OF THE LIVING DEAD which so far only have been released on DVD in The Czech Republic. According to mr. Svensson BEGINNING is actually... the sequel! Yep, sounds like true Mattei logic, LOL. Here are some of the scans.

[Click the scans for twice the size]




Anyway, until we (or at least I) get hold of these babies here's a cool trailer from Mattei's totally entertaining PREDATOR ripoff ROBOWAR:

No news hey hey

That headline sounds like a fucking song, LOL. "Nooo news todayyy, my love went awayyy, heyyy heyyy, what'ya sayyyy, hey hey" Oh well, maybe not!! Anyway, no news what so ever and I loathe and dispise smalltalk so I'll be back when I've actually got something to tell ya. Nothing's going on in Cyberspace anyway (except Fred having fun with his spoons, LOL).

The Mistreated

I love 50s horror & sci-fi movies and I just discovered this totally cool (fake) trailer on Jocke Andersson's Gummimonsterfetischism blog. Check it out:



PS: it's actually a TV spot to get Swedes to recycle their used batteries. Of course, in Denmark we just chuck them in the lake.