Wednesday, November 2, 2011

"The Consummata" by Mickey Spillane & Max Allan Collins (late 1960s + 2011)

I received the second latest book from every hard-boiled crime reader's fave publisher, Hard Case Crime; THE CONSUMMATA!! It was kicked off by Mickey Spillane back in the late 60s but he never finished the damn thing and then he croaked. Now his buddy Max Allan Collins has finished it and if nothing else the cover looks ...as always with Hard Case Crime... smashing! I paid £2.14 for my copy!!! It's brand new but has "review copy -not for sale" printed on the front cover (which is kinda neat me thinks). This is the first of the new books from HCC since their one year hiatus (due to being between publishers) that I see and the book format has (at least with this volume) changed from the small paperback size to slightly bigger and with a better binding (or at least so it seems). I'm not sure I'm all that happy with the bigger format, I mean the smaller paperback size is PULP size! But, anyhoo, the contents is the same I guess. But still. But ANYWAY I look forward to getting into this sucker despite size... but, uhhhhh, I've already got way too many unread books!! Argh.

Sorority House Massacre



I had a fucking three day migraine and completely missed Halloween! Major bummer!! Anyhoo, tonite I watched the first of my new massacre films that I received from Corman's eBay store recently; SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 1 & 2, and CHEERLEADER MASSACRE. SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE is from 1986, directed by Carol Frank and Angela O'Neill is the main girl whose brother killed the rest of their family and is now out to get her too. Yes, the plot is nicked from HALLOWEEN! - and that's okay cos we don't watch these movies for their complex plot lines or deep character descriptions but the gore and the naked chicks! And SORORITY had lost of gore and boobs. I was certainly entertained. :D
Next up at Cinema J is the sequel. There's also yet another sequel called HARD TO DIE which I've already watched and which is pure gold. You should watch these films! Available on cheap ass DVDs (fullscreen, hardly any extras, no subs) from the Roger Corman eBay store.

PS: the trailer in this post is uploaded by the official Corman channel and it's the same as on the DVD. Don't ask me why it's got Spanish subs, it's the same on the DVD! @_@

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Rowland



There's a new Australian feature film documentary about Rowland S. Howard!! Rowland was the guitar player in The Birthday Party who fell out of grace with Nick Cave and went his own ways. He joined Crime and the City Solution with fellow Birthday Party member Mick Harvey, and later formed his own group These Immortal Souls. I got to see him live once. My gf at the time and I had gone to see The Gun Club (who had just re-formed at the time) at the Town & Country Club in London in 1990. These Immortal Souls were playing support. I remember when they started, Rowland took a step forward towards the microphone, tripped over a chord and banged his head into the mike with a big bang, after which he swore loudly and then said, "It's just not my day". Rowland died recently of cancer. I can't wait to see the film.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Banned in Britain #2 (2004)

About BANNED IN BRITAIN zine: I was a gong-ho splatter movie fan in the late 80s/early 90s and wanted to create a fanzine that only covered that type of movies. I published BIB #1 in 1994 and #2 ten years later in 2004 - and that was it! I thought about re-animating BIB and if I did it would (probably) be the only still running zine that actually had roots all the way back to the original splatter days (1988-93). How cool would that be! But then again... is that enough reason to do a mag. LOL. Anyhoo, here's the old second issue from 7 years back. Enjoy!

PS: click the scans twice to get the full fullpage view.

































Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The flesh that won't die...



Trailer for the upcoming David Cronenberg film, A DANGEROUS MIND! And yes, once again it stars our Danish pride, Viggo Mortensen. LOLZ




Viggo being tough on Danish TV (butting out smokes with his tongue!). Whadda guy. Haha.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Onar memories


Several members of the ONAR Facebook page have posted memories about the ex-rental tapes they bought from Bill Barounis but one thing we haven't really touched upon is that Bill also sold dvd-r bootlegs from his website. I only bought one of these: The Shaw Brothers film COBRA GIRL. It's on a great Celestial DVD now but altho I knew all along I was gonna keep Bill's bootleg as it offers an alternative dub and viewing experience I'm gonna treasure it even more now. I pulled it out yesterday and felt a bit sad again. Bill's handwritten title on the disc is something we're never gonna see again. The cover is a photo copied copy of the Greek VHS and it was originally too large for the case but Bill didn't take any notice of such abnormalities. He just sent it as it were. LOL. The print on the VHS (and boot) is a bashed up English dubbed print which gives the film a cool grindhouse feeling that I doubt you'll get out of the perfect Celestial DVD (which I don't own). Bill, you're much missed, my friend!


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Editor Larsen's quest for the last obscure version of "The Mysterious Island of Captain Nemo"


I was just going thru old issues of Henrik Larsen's Obskuriøst zine (the sold out issues are free to DL) and if you're into adventure films you might wanna check out Henrik's article (in English) on "The Mysterious Island of Captain Nemo" and the many different versions of the film + TV series. Henrik tortured his friends with this for years!!! (literal speaking) LOL. It begins on p.10.

And for his old Nemo website go here.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Music to dance to



It's Halloween soon and what could be more appropriate than to celebrate with a NECESSARY EVILS tune!! The reviewer of the old (and long gone) garage rock fanzine "Drink & Drive" wrote about their debut LP the music was so evil it scared him shitless, haha. And in "Moshable" zine Simon Nielsen once said their music was as good as a blowjob - only noisier! This track is from one of the few 7" singles they managed to put out before the members were committed to mental hospitals.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

From Borneo with love



Look what I received in the mail today!! Shrunken heads!! Shrunken human heads!!! They're from my friend Mette Trier who used to be an anthropologist in the jungles of Borneo and Ny Guinea. The box was sent by ship and it took two months to get here. As you can see the natives hadn't cleaned the heads properly and the maggots were crawling everywhere when I opened the crate (needless to say shrunken heads only go thru black market channels!).

I must admit I got quite a bit of a fright when I saw there was a Black Widow as well; It's in the middle photo and while I was shooting the third picture the bugger escaped under the couch. I still haven't found it. Uhh, I fear for the night. My bed is in the same room. O_O






Tusind tak, Mette. De hoveder er sgu kanon!

Friday, October 14, 2011

YesAsia shopping...

...almost looting rather than shopping!! That's what it looks like when you have a gander at my list. Haha. The other day I checked my old ordering info from YesAsia in Hong Kong and these are the DVDs and VCDs I've bought from them. However, altho there are heaps of titles it should be mentioned that they aren't only recent purchases or done over a limited period of time but that it's my entire shopping at Yesasia - and I've been ordering from there for a quite a while. :D


Return Of The Demon (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Devil Fetus (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Wolf Devil Woman
Killer Angels
Miraculous Flower (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Haunted Cop Shop II
Operation Pink Squad
Super Cop.Com
The Avenging Quartet
The Revenge Of Angel
A House Of Mad Souls
Be Out Of Control
Deadly Past
The Crucifixion
Aces Go Places
Aces Go Places 2
Aces Go Places 3: Our Man From Band Street
Aces Go Places 4 (VCD) (China Version)
Aces Go Places 5
A Day Without Policeman (Hong Kong Version)
Brush Up My Sisters (Boxset) (Hong Kong Version)
Dead Curse
Fatal Obsession (Universe Version)
Fatal Obsession (Universe Version)
The Princess Of Huan Zhi
A Crossings / Day Without Policeman (US Version)
Taxi Hunter (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Forbidden Arsenal (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Devil Hunters
Lady Super Cops
Mission Kill (DVD) (China Version)
Pom Pom And Hot Hot
The Holy Virgin Versus - The Evil Dead
Angel Terminators (Hong Kong Version)
Bloody Friday (Universe Version)
Corpse Mania (Hong Kong Version)
Curse
The Boxer's Omen (Hong Kong Version)
A Punch To Revenge
New Tenant
Raging Angels Cancelled
Wolf-Devil Woman 2 (Red Mantis Collection) (US Version)
Crazy Blood
Ghost Promise (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Her Vengeance (Hong Kong Version)
Robotrix (Joy Sales Version) (Hong Kong Version)
To Be Number One (Hong Kong Version)
Ashes Of Time
Lethal Panther
Long Arm Of The Law (Universe Version)
Phantom Of Snake
The Chinese Ghostbuster
Wicked Wife
A Punch To Revenge
Bald-Headed Betty
Devil Curse
Devil Fetus (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Guys In Ghost's Hand
Magic Crystal
Fatal Vacation (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Forbidden Arsenal (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Ghostly Vixen
Sea Wolves (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The 1000 Years Cat (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Killer's Nocturne (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Lady Reporter (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Narrow Escape
Stoner (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Dragon Family (Universe Version)
Cannibal Holocaust : Cannibal VS Commando (Japan Version)
A Better Tomorrow III (Taiwan version)
Darna Ang Pagbabalik
Jue Dou Zhe De Sheng Ming (VCD) (China Version)
Matching Escort
3 Days Of A Blind Girl (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Cruel Killer
Finale In Blood
Hocus Pocus (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Leopard Hunting
Super Lady Cop (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Thou Shalt Not Swear
Dragon Inn Remastered Version (Korean Version) Cancelled
Hong Kong Criminal Archives II - Murder Of Pat In Restaurant's Whole Family
The Phantom Killer (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Xiang Gang Qi An : Hong Kong Criminal Archives Husband In Cook
Raped By An Angel (Taiwan Version)
Raped By An Angel 2 : The Uniform Fan (Taiwan Version)
Raped By An Angel 5
Raped by an Angel 3: Sexual Fantasy of The Chief Executive (Taiwan Version)
Body Puzzle
Devil Of Rape
Kill For Love
Love To Kill (Taiwan version)
Nightmares in Precinct 7
Shanghai Red (DVD) (China Version)
Snaker
Awakening
Curse Of The Zombi (Hong Kong Version)
Devil Medusa
Fu Bo
Homicidal Maniac
Painted Skin (1993) (DVD) (Taiwan Version)
Shrunken Heads
Enemy Shadow
Kung Fu Girl (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Murders Made To Order (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Black Cat Agent Files (US Version)
The Double Crossers (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Full Contact (Taiwan version)
A Queen's Ransom (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Heartbeat 100 (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Ming Ghost (Taiwan Version)
The Rapist Beckons (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Doctor Vampire (Hong Kong Version)
Ghost Ballroom (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Ghost Bustin (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Ghost Fever (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Pretty Ghost (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Scared Stiff (Hong Kong Version)
The Ghost Informer (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Red Panther (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Seven Coffin (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Vampire VS Vampire (Hong Kong Version)
Witch From Nepal (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Chaser (DVD) (DTS) (Limited Edition) (Korea Version)
Chinese Midnight Express (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
Love To Kill
Red Lips (VCD) (Hong Kong Version)
The Criminals Cancelled