Saturday, July 12, 2008

DR SATAN Y LA MAGIA NEGRA (1968)

[short review from Cinehound]



aka Dr. Satan Versus Black Magic
dir: Rogelio A. González
Ay, caramba! I watched this on bootleg dvd last night and what a swell horror movie this is!! It's the second film in a short run Dr Satan series (it only ran two films) and unfortunately I haven't got the first one.
The plot: The devil, El Diablo, or whoever, pays a visit to Dr Satan who is an evil dude and tells him he has to go to Earth to deal with another evil dude who's working on a formula to turn ordinary metal into silver. Or gold. To take over the world. Or something along those lines. My Spanish isn't as good as it never was anyway :lol: Now I wish I'd paid more attention in class all those yrs ago. :(
Oh, and the second evil dude is also a vampire by the way. And there's some of those niiice women you always see in old Mexican movies. In this one they've been turned into mindless zombies by the evil vampire guy (zombies but pretty ones, not rotting, LOL).
Anyway, very enjoyable even without subtitles. As far as I know it was never put out on dvd but the boot looks fine. It's off a Spanish lingo vhs.
- And there's the fakest vampire bat I ever saw!!

OBS: IMDB has an entry for the film and there's a US video box title listed!! Does any of you know of this release? I assume it would have been dubbed in English. Does any of you have it???

[the review at Cinehound is here]

Friday, July 11, 2008

Habla Espanyol... Doktor Satan?



Hmm, jeg bemærkede, at min kommentar til et blogindlæg på Sørens Skræk & Rædsel i går rent faktisk var længere end Sørens indlæg. Hmm, mon den slags virker skræmmende på blogskribenter?
Og så fik jeg lige en håndfuld godter i posten: Min "Fantastik Türk Sinemasi"-bog nåede endelig frem (faktisk gik det ret hurtigt, den har bare ligget nede på posthuset en uges tid, før jeg fik tid til at hente den. Og jo, jeg er stadig arbejdsløs, tak for at spørge, haha). Jeg fatter naturligvis ikke et ord af teksten, men bogen er fantastisk. Holdda kæft, hvor den spilder over med fantastiske og coole lobbycards, posters, og billeder fra tyrkiske film (i de fantastiske genrer)!! Masser af Kilink og 3 Dev Adam-agtige film, Cüneyt Arkin-en masse, Tarkan, osv. osv.!! Næsten 500 sider. Miltos fra Cinehound fortalte mig, at Bill fra Onar har talt om at få den oversat til Engelsk og udgivet. Jeg krydser krampagtigt fingrene for det! Og så fik jeg også DR SATAN Y LA MAGIA NEGRA ["Dr Satan og den sorte magi"] og EL PLANETA DE LAS MUJERES INVASORAS ["Invasions-kvindernes planet", en titel der grangiveligt lyder bedre på spansk!] på bootleg fra USA. Jeg var nødt til at købe filmene, for nu havde jeg jo allerede købt de her viste lobbycards, haha. Nu kan jeg sparke mig selv i hovedet for ikke at ha' fulgt bedre med i spansk-timerne!



Nå ja, og så fik jeg da også lige den nye tyske halv-bootleg dvd-udgave af Argentos FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET, som jeg ellers havde forsvoret aldrig at købe, fordi jeg ikke brød mig om filmen, da jeg så den for 15 år siden, men Nils Markvardsen fortalte mig for nyligt, at den vinder meget ved at blive set i et ordentligt format (end den GRIMME pan & scan fullscreen-version, der var den eneste udgave, der florerede dengang tilbage i det gamle århundrede). Den nye dvd er nu godt nok ikke den bedste version af en film, jeg nogensinde har set, det ville være synd at sige. De genindsatte scener er hentet fra et videobånd; et SLØRET videobånd, der ser ud som en femtegenerationskopi! Og en af trailerne i ekstramaterialet er også fra et videobånd... med slidtage-stribe foroven og det hele... og efter et øjeblik SÆTTER BÅNDET SIG FAST... og bliver siddende en rum tid for derefter at fortsætte og hakke i det!!! Men okay, det er trods alt alligevel en bedre udgave end de tidligere. Synd for tyskerne, der gerne vil høre det tyske dub i øvrigt; lyden er RIGTIG fæl!! Kassetten er dog den typiske flotte type, som jeg kun har set fra Tyskland (lidt i stil med en "snyde-bog", der er hul indvendigt). Hvis man ikke passer på, kan man iø nemt komme til at bestille den fra eButikker, der tager pænt over 200 kr. for den. Jeg fik den via tysk Amazon til ca. 170 kr. inkl. porto.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

life is a pain

Renowned philosopher Homer Simpson said it best: "It's funny because it's true"

Yeah, it's still 1998 around here!

Hey, I bought this:


- the PIONEER CLD-D 925!!! Yes, paesano, the last and best laserdisc player Pioneer ever put out! Or something. It's still located down south but hopefully the delivery people won't sit on it/throw it/break it/whatever.

Now I just need one of those Betamax players they use to sell in the Middle East. X

Saturday, June 28, 2008

L'OSSESSA



I watched Mario Gariazzo's Italian THE EXORCIST rip-off L'OSSESSA tonight. It was even made the same year (1974) as the original and contained some of the scenes we've become accustomed to by now; the possessed girl writhing on her bed, spewing green goo, and being just generally blasphemous and swearing. I must admit she was a major letdown to the film; I mean instead of Linda Blair we get a twenty year old Italian girl with black hair and a perfect body. She ruined every frame she was in! (picture Homer Simpson, head lump-sided, drooling, and going "arrrrrr"). No, actually the only real letdown was the atrociously bad print from Alpha Video (in the States). Fullscreen, a master so obviously taken from a bad video master, and with colours so faint they looked as thought the print were recorded using a cheap two headed vcr! Anyway, none of that ruins the film which was enjoyable. Not quite in the same league as the film it rips off but pretty cool never the less.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The devil within

The very first extreme horror movie I ever watched was THE EXORCIST back in '84 when it was shown here on television. I'd just got my first vcr back then and obviously had to tape the film. I'm sure you'll find it entertaining to hear that I never actually watched my tape. I simply found the Satanic stuff too scary and eventually erased it without one single viewing! Yes, much has changed. Yesterday I mentioned watching LEGACY OF SATAN and while going thru my last couple of weeks' purchases it occured to me I've incidentally bought a bunch of horror films and related lobby cards that deal with the subject; First up is my new Italian double disc release of LISA AND THE DEVIL / HOUSE OF EXORCISM and a HOUSE OF EXORCISM lobby card from Mexico:


- And then we have my new dvd + very cool Mexican lobby card of L'OSSESSA (aka The Sexorcist/The Tormented):


- And believe it or not but today I got BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL on dvd!! Maybe I should start to listen to heavy metal music again. Hmm, where did I put my Iron Maiden records?

Legacy of Satan


I watched LEGACY OF SATAN last night and I'm gonna watch it again tonight. Yes, it's THAT enjoyable. It's trash, it's horror, it's... strange, odd, and weird. Three words that basically mean the same - and it's that weird! It's almost hypnotic. It draws you in! It sucks you in and you can't get out. Oh, and the music (and I use the term loosely) is...
However, why would I write a review of it when Joseph A. Ziemba already did a really good one here: Legacy of Satan.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Fantastic Turkish Cinema

Ahh, the long back-order wait is over and I'm finally getting this:

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Fantastik Türk Sineması; the bible on Turkish films in the "fantastic" genres! And no I'm not getting it from Turkey but the US. 31 bucks + postage from www.tulumba.com

Monday, June 23, 2008

It doesn't really concern you but

I'd slept exactly an hour and a half when the mailman banged on my door. "Another pile" he uttered and disappeared again. I live on the third floor (or "fourth floor" if you're American) and that annoys him greatly. Usually it's really none of your business what I get thru my door but, hell, just this once then: First up was a dvd box set from our friends in the high quality department; Brentwood! The box is entitled "Blood Bath 2" and I bought it because it contains LEGACY OF SATAN which I've wanted to watch ever since someone wrote about it in some Danish fanzine five or six years ago. I don't think it received a very good review, it is of course utter trash, but I was quite eager to see it back then (but never got hold of it as it was one of those films from that big pile of films that only use to be available on very rare Greek ex-rental tapes. In Europe anyway) and now that it's here I wasn't gonna miss it again. Needless to say, I'm sure the picture quality sucks major ass but screw that, I wanna see it. The other films in the box (which if nothing else has a pretty cool cover, blood soaked of course) are JACK THE RIPPER GOES WEST (!!), THE BRIDE, and BLOOD SONG. THE BRIDE is of course reviewed in an old dusty issue of STAY SICK! (I forget which issue. You figure it out). Next up in the pile was EL CHARRO DE LAS CALAVERAS (aka Riders Of The Skulls) from Mexico 1966! I made bids for this rare Mexican lobby card for the film (cos it looked goood) and althought I unfortunately lost the auction obviously I had to see the film anyway. The description from the place where I bought it reads: "Very rare maniacal Mexican horror, complete with a werewolf, a Zorro character, skull monsters and a lot of atmosphere...[ ]" How could you NOT wanna watch something like that! LOL.


Then we get to the music part of the pile: Pussy Galore: "Maximum Penetration" - I said MUSIC part of the pile, not hardcore porn part, haha. Pussy Galore was a pretty good garage band from the 80s. Jon Spencer (of Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion) was in the group. I'm really thrilled about this tape, it's very rare by now and did I find an old beat up second hand copy you ask? Nooo, I found a brand new, never played, copy from an eBay record store in the US. Ahh, God bless eBay (no, I'm not being blasphemous it's just a phrase). And from the same store: a big flat parcel containing 1) Pussy Galore: "Live in the Red" LP, 2) Buzzcocks: "Live at the Roxy Club, April '77" LP, and finally, 3) a Barry Adamson/Anita Lane 12"!! Ahh, Anita Lane! I remember listening to an Anita Lane radio interview while I was living in Melbourne in the early 90 and she'd just recently had a baby and during the interview the baby kept crying and she kept interrupting the interview saying: "hold on a second", LOL. Anyway, that's it. I'm outta here for today. My holidays are over but today I discovered I miscalculated the amount of days that I have left so actually I've got another seven days left I can use. I think I'll just ring various official people tomorrow and tell 'em I'm having another week off (from being unemployed). I'm sure there's difficult phone conversations ahead but it's not like I'm prone to not call 'em up anyway. If anybody out there in blog/internet/cyberspace land has a vacancy for a brilliant writer then just gimme a buzz (and I'll tell him, haha).

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Bleeding Skull

Back in the day, in the longlongago, before man created the dvd player and the cell phone, we didn't have too many movie magazines around. Or at least not in my neck of the world anyway. And less magazines dealing with "alternative" films. Nowadays, of course, you can't turn on your computer without being bombarded with new flashy, exiting and hot (or so they claim) movie eMagazines. And movie forums. And movie data bases. They are everywhere. Cool. Yeah, well, no not cool! Most of them range from being not very good to utter shite. The forums are inhabited by "experts" who know very little but distribute a lot (a lot of faulty info that is!) or they're more conserned with slagging off other forum members. Or you take 50 film sites at random and they all repeat the same screwed up info (rumours often) that some schmuck listed on IMDb as facts. Actually, I read something on a film site yesterday where someone referred to the IMDb as a very reliable source! Yeah right, take away the 50% of the UNreliable info and you've got a fairly reliable site!

And then you have all the sites that are mere adverts for video companies, people who are just happy getting stuff for free and out the window goes any objectivity they might have had to begin with. Uhhh, better not criticise this release too harshly or we probably won't get any more free copies. Well, I'm sick of all these useless (or semi useless) film sites and I'll tell you what I'm also sick of: all those film sites that DO write well about movies but don't venture into territories beyond this month's big dvd releases. Just like the 6 trillion other sites. But at least they took out time to write well researched reviews. Great big fucken deal when we've already read about those movies a zillion times.

So tell us some'ing we don't know guv I hear you cry out oh you wee ones and yes I will; Lo and behold, a couple of weeks ago I was scouring the Net in search of a new big Hollywood blockbuster called BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL (I kill me) and in my doing so I stumbled over this review site called "Bleeding Skull"! And, mein gott, it's a blessing in disguise! It doesn't look "flashy" (thank god!) and there's no ads jumping into your face like a creep from ALIEN, and there's no stoooopid videos going off left and right to make slow Internet up-links (like mine) take a zillion years to load the page!! This is like a one man army against BORING film sites. Against BAD review sites.

Joseph A. Ziemba's "Bleeding Skull" is a very enjoyable place to spend your afternoon. His site concerns itself with horror and psychotronic films from the 50s and thru to the 80s (it's VERY refreshing that he doesn't go beyond the 80s. Actually, the 80s seem to be alien land to him). His writings are funny, compelling, and well written. Did I mention they're funny. One thing that sometimes annoys me is when reviewers write long ESSAYS on films. You want to read a review and you get a piece that might as well have served as the script for the fucking film! Not so Ziemba's reviews. They are short but not too short, and long enough to contain what needs to be said. Oh, and he's funny too.

"Bleeding Skull" has two other writers but most of the stuff is done by Ziemba himself. A slightly odd (but cool) feature is that the review section is divided onto two; one for films on dvd and one for vhs. There's also a section with longer pieces (of the kind we often refer to as "articles", haha) and some pretty cool interviews, among others one with Herschell Gordon Lewis!! Good on ya, Mr Ziemba!! Oh, oh, and there's a Nathan Schiff interview! I'm not exaggerating when I say "Bleeding Skull" has quickly become my fave review eZine along with Fred Adelman's "Critical Condition"! I urge you to read it.

You can find "Bleeding Skull" here. You'll need a lot of coffee, there's a lot to chew into.