Thursday, April 23, 2009

You got here because of THAT???

Apart from my regular readers I also get a bunch of hits from people who land here cos they've used a search engine. And that's obviously fine, good call if they discover this blog by making a search for RAMBU or some other such worldweird movie.

However, eh, sometimes I wonder what it is in those search engines' digital heads that make them direct people here. I mean... have I really written that much about Danish porn??? Haha.

This is a list of searches people made when they were directed here yesterday (and yes I did #12 myself):

1. "en lejemorder ser tilbage"
2. bamboo porn star
3. blackmagic2
4. blackmagic2 revenge of the zombies dvd-r
5. danish porn
6. danish porn stars videos
7. danish porn trailers
8. danish porno star
9. danish pornstar
10. danish pre cert
11. filipino soft porn videos
12. flying head with intestines dangeling underneath
13. greek softporn video
14. intruder rambu
15. jaws 5 cruel jaws on dvd
16. kan man købe jaws spillet i føtex
17. korkusuz-aka-turkish-rambo
18. mini skirt
19. miss tove
20. porn star hongkong
21. ser porn
22. sexy mini skirt
23. videos film barry prima

4 comments:

  1. It's a fun thing to do, and there's some incredibly things people find my blogg through... in my case it's a lot of "gay porn" and stuff - and I don't know why ;)

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  2. Hmm, I guess those hits might be caused by just ONE of the words in a search sentence. Maybe some people are just checking out EVERY link that contains 'Danish' or 'gay', haha.

    Years ago I friend of mine (who incidentally published 'Obskuriøst', a magazine with 50% of its contents about peplum films) told me that the peplum genre is very popular among gays.

    Now, I have no idea if this is the case but apart from him the only person I know who is really into these films is you, Fred, and you certainly are gay. So if we assume he was right maybe that's partly why your blog get all the 'gay porn' hits. Simply because of all the peplum reviews you write (but then again, you might think the gay connection to peplum is bollocks, haha).

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  3. Your blog title is in Danish, hence the "danish" searches coming to you.

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  4. Hi,
    Thanks for your suggestion but (altho I don't know what goes on the the minds of digital search engines) I'm not so sure that's the case. If it were then it would render search engines practically worthless. If you made a search for "Danish porn star" you would get 16 billion pages from Denmark containing everything BUT porn stars. LOL. I did a quick search for that term and at least the first 3 Google pages contained "porn", "star", or both.

    Uh, and it dawned on me that one of my recent headlines was "Bamboo House Of Dolls' Danish Soft-porn Star in..."

    DUH!!! Haha.

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